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I Imagine You've Guessed By Now That These Big Explosion Panels Are Nothing More Than An Obvious Method Of *greatly* Reducing My Penciling Time.
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I imagine you've guessed by now that these big
explosion panels are nothing more than an obvious
method of *greatly* reducing my penciling time.
-- Ty Templeton footnotes how he Draws Comics. From Stig's Inferno
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