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• Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
• I imagine you've guessed by now that these big explosion panels are nothing more than an obvious method of *greatly* reducing my penciling time.
  -- Ty Templeton footnotes how he Draws Comics. From Stig's Inferno...
• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
  like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it....
• Solar powered flashlights. -- Polish inventio
• Questioning an undertaker: Can a person furnish his own casket?
  Would a large radio cabinet be acceptable for burial if hollowed out and made into a child's casket?...
• My uncle got a job driving a cab. He had the cab parked right in front of Grand Central Station, and an Episcopal bishop got into my uncle's cab.
  He said, "Take me to Christ Church." So my uncle took him up to St....
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....
• What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...