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• I just thought of something funny...your mother. - Cheech Mari
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
• You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
• Cheech! Hey! Cheech!
• First: If you're going to be funny, you have to have truth rooted in your effort.
  Later: When I said women shouldn't have the right to vote, I was just being funny....
• Burns: Just sign this form, and the money will be yours.
  Muhahahahaha.... Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny Smithers did today....
• You can watch an actor absolutely sabotage a good script and then read reviews like 'Unfortunately
  even the impressive talents of Cheech Marin could not salvage Anton Chekhov's trite and meandering script....
• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.