You can watch an actor absolutely sabotage a good script and then read
reviews like 'Unfortunately, even the impressive talents of Cheech Marin
could not salvage Anton Chekhov's trite and meandering script.'
-- Chet Ramey, Case Western Reserve University
If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel,
The kind the drugstore sells,
When you reach the part where the heartaches come,
The hero would be me,
Heroes often fail,
You won't read that book again, because
the ending is just too hard to take....