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I Knew I Had Some Reason For Not Killing You...Now What Was It?
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I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what
was it?
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I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
-- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
If I knew what was going on, do you think I'd be here?
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- S. Wrigh
If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it.
Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....
and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy.
At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness....