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I *knew* I Had Some Reason For Not Logging You Off... If I Could Just Remember What It Was.
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I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.
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I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
It works! Now, if only I could remember what I did...
Can you say critical mass? I knew you could.
Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
Artoo, it worked! I knew you could do it! -- C3P0 (Star Wars)