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• Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have died.
  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....
• The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
  -- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...
• Education is when you learn something that you didn't even KNOW that you didn't know.
  -- Daniel Boorsti...
• Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorsti
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
  This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously alive and dead!...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed.
  Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain....