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• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• I know now that there's one thing you've all overlooked
  intelligence and education that hasn't been tempered by human affection isn't worth a damn....
• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over.
  -- Edna St. Vincent Millay...
• I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
  What do you make of that?...Damn--there goes another!...