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• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• Marge: [on cassette] Don't worry, sweetie. It's very common to be homesick when you're so far away from the people who love you.
  Lisa: [pauses tape] Okay, I'm not going to give up....
• Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
  Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn....
• If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
  I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
• feetch feetch /feech feech/ interj. If someone tells you about some new improvement to a program, you might respond
  "Feetch, feetch!" The meaning of this depends critically on vocal inflection....
• feetch feetch: /feech feech/ interj. If someone tells you about some new improvement to a program, you might respond
  Feetch, feetch!" The meaning of this depends critically on vocal inflection....
• Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interest.
  So I wandered over to that theater you went to last night and I bought tickets to their entire season....
• I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
  Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Who are you? said the caterpiller. Alice replied rather shyly
  I -- I hardly know, Sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have changed several times since then....