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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
  Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing....
• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....