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I Know Perfectly Well Where Most Rock Stars Belong, But I Seriously Doubt That The Betty Ford Clinic Can Handle All Of Them At The Same Time.
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I know perfectly well where most Rock stars belong, but I seriously doubt
that the Betty Ford Clinic can handle all of them at the same time.
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I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. -- Steven Wrigh
Boston: An outdoor Betty Ford Clinic.
Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
for these truths hold good for everything that is, and not for some special genus apart from others.
And all men use them, because they are true of being qua being ....
I don't know where we come from, Don't know where we're going to, And if all this should have a reason, We would be the last to know.
So let's just hope there is a promised land, And until then, ....
Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable....
Quote #357 I generally regard flipping through `popular' publications on technical subjects in the same category as consulting the faqs for various newsgroups or reading most annotated bibliographies.
Or perhaps in the same vein as pornography; nobody (well, nobody worth mentioning, anyway) seriously thinks that that's the way things actually work, but some can take consolation in it when the real thing is in abscence or is inconvienient....
Kirk: "Mister Spock and I are going down to the planet's surface.
You will be in command. Your responsibility is to the *Enterprise*, not to us, is that clear?...
The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth." I usually pick one small topic like this to give a lecture on.
Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms....