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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
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  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• I know a politician who believes that there are two sides to every question--and takes them both.
  -- Ken Murray...
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