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• Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
  He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Lovejoy: Before I get started on today's sermon entitled, "What Ned Did," I'd like to congratulate Homer Simpsons on his recent charity work.
  [everyone claps politely] Homer: [kisses audience] I live to give!...
• Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
  No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...