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Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
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Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane...
For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Saturate - the scientific term for sitting on a wet toilet seat.
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
-- Ralph Noble...
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here...
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. -- Men vs. Bee