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I Left My Harp In Sam Clam's Disco.
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I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
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Frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam!
I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...
My Biscuits are Burnin'! -- Yosemite Sam
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
T is believ'd that this harp which I wake now for thee Was a siren of old who sung under the sea.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Origin of the Harp...
I love crap we'll never need -- that's my *favorite* kind of crap! -- Truth from Sam and Max
I don't care what "they" say, disco *STILL* sucks!