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• Flint Paper is insane. I really respect that." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with YOU for about 300 hours, little pal.
  "That's really sweet, Sam. I may weep openly." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police...
• Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck! -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• What a pinhead! Does he not fear us?!" -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• I love crap we'll never need -- that's my *favorite* kind of crap! -- Truth from Sam and Max
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
• How was it, little buddy?" "It was dark, like a cave, and there were no toilets -- just black, smoking holes in the walls and floor!
  Giant roaches howled like damned souls as they skittered along the mouldered grout-work!...
• Al, I felt the baby kick! -- Sam Beckett.