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• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• I believe in 8 of the 10 commandments" -- Steve Marti
• Her stature tall,--I hate a dumpy woman.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 61...
• ...[what] interesting word usements I structure... -- Steve Martin, L.A. Story
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• A woman is like a highway: soft shoulders and dangerous curves.
• Woman? Equality? Good, I hate holding doors!
• Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
  Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun....
• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...