Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart
family?
Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out
of the sun.
Woman: Thank you.
Barney: [burps]
Inspector: Hmm...he's head and shoulders above everyone else.
-- At beer-drinking, perhaps, "Homer and Apu"
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing
this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of
like to research my roles and really get into it....
