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I Like My Penis, But I Do Not Think It Requires Boldface, Capitalization, Italics, Or Other Forms Of Typographical Emphasis.
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I like my penis, but I do not think it requires boldface, capitalization,
italics, or other forms of typographical emphasis.
-- Eugene Bild, Chicago Reader
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I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
-- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
Quote #85 While clearing out my file cabinet, I uncovered the following, which struck me as relevant to a lot of what goes on in comp.
isks. Quoted from a paper, 'The Emperor's Old Clothes', by Charles Antony Richard Hoare, published in CACM Feb 1981...
I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
I do not resent criticism, even when, for the sake of emphasis, it parts for the time with reality.
-- Sir Winston Churchill...
Patton Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.
God help me, I do love it so. --George C. Sco...
Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...