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I Reserve My Abuse For Lower Life Forms, Like Civil Servants.
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I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
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Civil servants are neither civil nor servile.
My employers reserve the right to disagree with me.
I reserve the right to disagree with them. -- DISCLAIMER...
To abuse wine is to abuse life itself.
Life's a bitch, but I like my life
Start slow and taper off. -- Barker's Law for Civil Serva
The actual theory is that all life forms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages.
-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2....
My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.
-- Malcolm X (1925-1965) U.S. political activist and civil rights leade...
I like my penis, but I do not think it requires boldface, capitalization, italics, or other forms of typographical emphasis.
-- Eugene Bild, Chicago Reade...
I reserve the right to be totally wrong!