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• My favorite animal? Steak!
• TV is like steak: a medium rarely well done.
• Zapp: She's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro.
• Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Quite by accident.
  I moved a few peas, and there it was....
• At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
  I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Oh and tell the cook that this is low-grade dog food alright?
  ...Jeez, my steak's still got marks where the jockey was hittin him! -- Caddyshack...
• I don't like any of my loved ones.