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Oh And Tell The Cook That This Is Low-grade Dog Food Alright?
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Oh and tell the cook that this is low-grade dog food alright?
...Jeez, my steak's still got marks where the jockey was hittin him!
-- Caddyshack
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Hello, cook? Sorry to bother you so late, but I got a hankering for some.
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My favorite animal? Steak!
Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook them -- they will plump in my stomach.
[quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful....
They say that throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.
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