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I Like The Old-time Diners With Names Like Eat. But Be Careful If They Advertise A Bottomless Cup Of Coffee.
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I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they
advertise a bottomless cup of coffee. You could end up with a scalded
crotch.
-- Tommy Sledge
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A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, "Live Nudes.
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Too bad about the kamikaze pilots. They had to do all their bragging ahead of time.
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At the end of the tunnel is a bottomless pit...
I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The." -- Tommy Sledge
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.