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I Like The Whiskey Old And The Women Young.
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I like the whiskey old and the women young.
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When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young.
Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part....
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- W. Churchill...
Nothing is less likely to appeal to young women than the opinions of old men on the pill.
More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
-- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)