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• It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
  -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life...
• Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
• A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.
  -- [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]...
• There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses.
  -- Grandma Soderquist's conclusio...
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- Gordon Liddy
• There are more horse's asses than horses. -- Soderquist's Paradox
• Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wive
• WIZZO'S jam it faster, deeper, and more powerfully.
• Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy