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• Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
  If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape. -- Answering machine madness - farewell...
• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
• Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.
  Please leave your name and message after the beep......
• I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
• Who can figure a species like that? Beep beep!
• Lee: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.
  Now, choose a club. ["beep"] You have chosen a three wood....
• Please feel free to leave me messages.
• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'