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• I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
• All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
• Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
  Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies?...
• Sure, I use DoubleSpace. In WordPerfect: Shift-F8,1,6,2,ENTER,ENTER,ENTER.
• I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
• If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me
• It was a JOKE!! Get it?? I was receiving messages from DAVID LETTERMAN!
  ! YOW!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I read banned books and messages.
• The "Humor" conference is for important messages from the sysop.