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I Live In A Country Where Food Is Considered Entertainment.
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I live in a country where food is considered entertainment. So I suppose
all those people in the Third World are not starving--they're bored.
-- Jimmy Tingle
Related:
It's a Wonderful Life I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all. --Jimmy Stewa
It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.
-- Ronald Reaga...
Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [*bang*!
] and many things made of zinc....
I would rather live in a world where life is surrounded by mystery, than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.
I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick...
I had the chance to go to London a couple of months back.
Had kind of a weird flight over there, though, 'cause one of the flight attendants got very angry with me....
I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
They [South Africa] have eliminated the segregation that we once had in our own country -- the type of thing where hotels and restaurants and places of entertainment and so forth were segregated -- that has all been eliminated.
-- President Reagan, 1985...
I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
-- Fritz Perl...