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I Live One Day At A Time, But I'm Three Weeks Behind.
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I live one day at a time, but I'm three weeks behind.
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Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...
Kirk: "Well I for one am glad to have you at the helm for three weeks.
I don't think these kids can steer." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
Congress, our leaders, voted against a proposal to have a national seven-day waiting period to buy a gun.
I don't want to sound like a Quaker, but when you think about it, is a week a long time to wait?...
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
-- L. M. Boyd...
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
-- Jackie Verno...
Brackett: "Three weeks ago, one of our most *celebrated* ambassadors and advisors to Federation leaders for generations, disappeared.
He left no word of his destination. Two days ago, intelligence reports placed him on Romulus, and I assure you it was an unauthorized visit....
A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
I just gotta go laminate your license; you'll get it in two to three weeks.
-- Quick service at the DMV, "Bart on the Road...
I know you're supposed to take life one day at a time -- but lately several days have attacked me at once.