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• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
• Call me back so I can hang up on you!
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call.
  The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" -- John Mendoza...
• Call-waiting is indeed the ULTIMATE line noise!
• I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
• I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'.
• Call me if you need my phone number!