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I'll excuse the mess. I know @FN@ lives here.
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I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@.
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...
I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
It was love at first sight. Then I took a GOOD look at @FN@.
I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately...
I just kidnapped @FN@! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? -- Odo