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• I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
• Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.
• I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@.
• Circular logic will only make you dizzy." -- Peri "I know a computer when I talk to one!
  -- The Docto...
• I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately...
• I just kidnapped @FN@! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
• I'll excuse the mess. I know @FN@ lives here.
• It was love at first sight. Then I took a GOOD look at @FN@.
• If you are called upon to give a talk in public, there is a way to make sure it will be a success.
  Have a good beginning and an excellent ending, and keep the two as close together as possible....