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I'll Flip You Like A Cheese Omelette, I'll Lay You Out Like A Wholesale Carpet, Buddy Boy!
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I'll flip you like a cheese omelette, I'll lay you out like a wholesale
carpet, buddy boy!
-- Jeff Altman
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I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
1...
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
I had the worst study habits ... the lowest grades .
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