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  A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it....
• Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, I 'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
• Ye banks and braes o' bonny Doon, How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair?
  How can ye chant, ye little birds, And I sae weary fu' o' care?...
• Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes; Flow gently, I 'll sing thee a song in thy praise.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Flow gently, sweet Afto...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• As clear as a whistle. -- John Byrom (1691-1763) -- Epistle to Lloyd, I
• I think he's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.