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• A pacifist who calls the police isn't one; hired violence is still violence.
  -- Clayton E. Cramer optilink!crame...
• And who is that 'lad' that calls me dad all the time :)
• Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.
  -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Punch me in, punch me out, That's what my life is all about.
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• SMILEY ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
• The cat is out of the bag. Even Siskel and Ebert talk about i
  and they're _professional art farts_, not amateur Art History Majors forced to work in a computer company because they realized too late that a four-year investment in a liberal arts degree is about as useful on the job market as a bicycle with square wheels....