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I'll Tell Ya, Life Aint Easy For A Boy Named Sue!
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I'll tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue!
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Well, my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn't leave much for Ma and me, Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left he went and named me Sue....
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