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I'll Tell You What's Wrong With It, My Lad. It's Dead!
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I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead!
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Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
I don't know what's wrong with people! All I ask them to do is exactly what I tell them.
Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then?
Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound?...