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• Your emotional ties aren't color coordinated with your suits.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• Birds of prey know they're cool. -- Gary Larson, The Far Side
• The grass may be greener on the far side of the hill, but the dope is blackest at home.
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All that unnecessary behaving.
  ..[smears dirt on himself] I'm all tense through the chestal area!...