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I Looked Up My Wife's Family Tree. Most Of Her Relatives Are Still Climbing Around In It.
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I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are
still climbing around in it.
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I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...
I began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the perfect woman.
I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough, I would find her and then I would be secure for life....
I think my family tree is a few branches short!
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.