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• When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.
• Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall ...
• I think my family tree is a few branches short!
• My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
• He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree?
• Q: What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A: A billiard table.