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I Looked Up The Word "politics" In The Dictionary And It's Actually A Combination Of Two Word
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I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary and it's actually a
combination of two words; "poli," which means many, and "tics," which means
bloodsuckers.
-- Jay Leno
Related:
Poli(Many) Tic(Bloodsucker) Politics = Many Bloodsuckers.
Politics: n. from Greek; "poli"-many; "tics"-ugly, bloodsucking parasites.
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When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.
The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things....
OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
Quote #346 And, of course, the word "politics" is derived from "POLY", meaning many, and "TICS", meaning small, blood sucking insects.
-- Chris Clayton [ USFMCNCG@ibmmail.com ]...
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The word November is actually Latin. Nov means nine, indicating the ninth month, which is due to the guy who made up all the months having a bit of a problem with adding up....
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I don't know what you mean by `glory,'" Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...