NOVEMBER
Oh come on, that was months ago, it's pointless dwelling on it now.
The word November is actually Latin. Nov means nine, indicating the
ninth month, which is due to the guy who made up all the months
having a bit of a problem with adding up. Ember is something to do
with open fireplaces, which are popular in some parts of the
Northern Hemisphere, making the name of this month hemispherist, of
course.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
SPECIAL GUESTS
What used to be known as a support act. When listening to support
acts at concerts, look out for the drunken teenager nearby who has
decided that he doesn't like them, and is demanding almost
incomprehensibly that they "geeeeett offffff!...