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  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
  I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach.
  ..it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here?...