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Babies Don't Need A Vacation, But I Still See Them At The Beach.
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach...it pisses me
off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here? You
haven't worked a day in your life!"
-- Steven Wright
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I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs.
I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again....
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew.
People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -- Steven Wrigh...
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....