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• I was born this way! What's your excuse?
• I use OS/2, what's your excuse?
• To err is human - what's your excuse?
• Your bits are MINE, loser! I will zero them SLOWLY!
• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• What was my original face before I was born?
• If ignorance is no excuse, what good is it?
• Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why? Bart: Well, your father was a loser, and _his_ father, and his father.
  ..it's genetic, man. [realizes] D'oh!...
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....