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• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
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• Ever see a Dirty Harry movie?" "Yessir!" "Like 'em?
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• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• It is I, Dudley Do-right, of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police!
• SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell.
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi