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I Made A Discovery Today. I Found A Computer. Wait A Second, This Is Cool.
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I made a discovery today. I found a computer.
Wait a second, this is cool.
It does what I want it to.
If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up.
Not because it doesn't like me...
-- The Conscience of a Hacker
Related:
HELP! I screwed up my girlfriend's Computer!
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
I came, I saw, I screwed up.
I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Can't buy what I want because it's free... -- Eddie Vedde
I worry about kids today. Because of the sexual revolution they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.
-- Lily Tomli...
All I want to say is that I'm just as screwed up as everybody else. EDDIE MURPHY