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• Be afraid. Be very afraid.
• I 'm very lonely now, Mary, For the poor make no new friend
  But oh they love the better still The few our Father sends!...
• If they mention penguins, be afraid. Be very afraid!
• A few days ago, I overheard one very old women say to the other "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you were dead!
• As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
• Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job....
• Most people know that, traditionally, it is a woman's perogative to change her mind.
  Unfortunately, few women realize that it is a man's perogative to fall asleep after orgasm....