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All this beer and only one mouth.
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Warning: Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
I've got a drinking problem - two hands and only one mouth...
I'm only here for the Beer...
Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Dille...
When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights Coach: What's shaking, Norm?...
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
-- Samuel Johnso...