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Coach: What's Up, Norm? Norm: Corners Of My Mouth, Coach.
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Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
-- Cheers, Snow Job
Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week.
Eh, why not, I'm still young.
-- Cheers, Snow Job
Related:
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?...
Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe. -- Cheers, Norman's Conquest Coach...
Norm returns from the hospital.] Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom Sam...
Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach
Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it....
Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife....
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
-- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.